May 2013
March 2013
Looking forward to having a Caesar salad tomorrow and stabbing it 23 times.
January 2013
December 2012
I feel like Lady Gaga wrote the song “You and I” to make up for the fact that she wrote “…you and me could write a bad romance”.
November 2012
I am now a Droid user and oh god I never thought I would say that. Anyway, the Tumblr app for the Galaxy S3 is so amaze. I love this phone. I just want to type on it forever. I do miss a few things about the iPhone, mainly just the name iPhone, but I can deal. Kbye.
you do a lot of growing up the day you stop bringing the scissors all the way together when you cut and start taking half cuts as you glide down the sheet.
Kiss Me (including rain)
Ed Sheeran
Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran (with rain in the background)
I JUST SCREAMED AND FELL OUT OF MY BED BC OF HOW PERFECT THIS IS BYE
i love this
T’was the night before the election, when all thru the house, came annoying ad campaigns, and at once I was rouse. I, in my bed, with the remote in my lap, couldn’t bear to hear Romney spew anymore of his crap. When all of a sudden, there arose such a noise. Why it was Romney and Ryan! Those mischievous boys! They had snuck past my bedroom, and with their binders they crept, into my bathroom, where my stash I kept. They snatched up my pills, and laughed as they did, “she’ll be so screwed when she has a kid”! Once back at their sleigh with their goodies a tow, they dragged healthcare and women right through the snow. On Bain! On Big Bird ! Leave the 47 percent! They kicked up their heels and into the night they went. I heard him laugh to his crew from his sleigh made of gold, “you know in Bermuda and the Caymans, it isn’t this cold!” I cringed as our issues were thrown to the wind, knew they would never be brought to light again. One lesson I learned on this strangest night of all nights, is that we all have to vote to protect our rights!
how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way
October 2012
September 2012
Ugh. Whatever. I just tried to queue a post for September 30th, 2900 that said:
“what’s up presumably intergalactic bitches”. It didn’t work tho.
“I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.”
—Mindy Kaling, 33 Facts You Learn About Mindy Kaling by Hanging Around Her (via eatdirt)
Play
2:05
“My opponent and his running mate are…. new to foreign policy.”
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Damn, Obama! (via ipsadixit)
August 2012
Elderly woman destroys 19th century fresco in do-it-herself restoration attempt →
nydailynews.com
I feel so bad for her, but this is pretty funny.
I'm gonna act like I saw Sparkle six years ago when it was called Dreamgirls.
Eid Mubarak to all of my followers who are celebrating! Hope y’all have a good one. :*
