February 2012
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Things I overhear my sister and cousin say while...
I’m just gonna keep this box open and just type as we go while I listen from my room. You know, like an anthropologist’s log.
1. Oh. He’s still with the lesbian?
2. She’s a lesbian Vinny. I don’t get it.
3. I thought she wasn’t DTF.
4. I wanna see single Jenny again.
5. I feel like Jenny is the only one who cleans.
6. Snooki is actually UP?
7. Shutup...
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wellalright:
pretty sure single people secretly enjoy valentine’s day way more than people in relationships. it’s pretty much just a free pass to simultaneously hate on other people and feel sorry for yourself.
Yeah. I feel like I should get the day off or something.
sad—legs:
One time we ran out of olive oil in my house.
Everyone died.
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Oh. All of you people I follow on here, please don’t get married and have kids soon and upload pictures of your babies, and cupcakes, and recipes, and get excited about a new bouncy thing, or a new baby store, or post pics of your baby with a big 1 on their butt, or oh awww your kid is in a WAGON, or look at my kid doing something adults do like reading the newspaper, or PLAYDATE WITH OTHER...
What’s the deal with vultures anyway? You know? I’m not getting the concept of the whole circling in the air thing. You see the carcass. It’s there. Go eat it. Don’t be dramatic with your little dance number. Ooooh we get it, everyone is scared of you and you are creepy and macabre. Pipe down. Volturds.
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Awwwyee. I’m home. Seriously this was the slowest night ever. I only had two tables. Zzzz. I guess I’m $18 richer though and some guy I waited on said he wanted to ask me to dance? So whatever. Ya know. Also, I think I ate meat tonight and I almost gagged, which is weird because I never thought of it as gross until now. Well, tonight I had a piece of stuffed eggplant and I thought it...
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scratchedout replied to your photo: Bitter bitch blog. 💔 (Taken with instagram)
but st. valentine was an actual guy who was actually buried on february 14 though
There is a lot of speculation about who he really was, or rather, who THEY were, since there were like three St. Valentines. They were all killed on the same day or something, but anyway…
shut up Bekki you have a boyfriend.
Anonymous asked: I want to take you out for pancakes.
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WatchOnce you get past her weird beginning to the video, she makes a lot of sense. I’m so glad I gave up eating meat. It’s been over a month, and I’ve never felt better. I have more energy, better moods, and eat cleaner. I would never want to shove it down anyone’s throat, nor do I reprimand anyone for doing it. Also, I am not saying that everyone should stop eating meat, but...
I just sent in the last payment ever for my car.
I am free from your chains, Regions Bank.
