In 7th grade, I sat next to this girl named Traci Drinkwater and we realized that we shared a love for Seinfeld. So, we started passing each other quotes from the show on paper, then it grew to be a little spiral notebook that we would pass back and forth filled with all things Seinfeld and notes to each other. Then we became best friends. I would pay money to find that notebook right now.
Well I was seriously considering changing my URL to topofthemuffintoyou but it’s taken. The user hasn’t updated since ‘09. Come ON man. Unless you’re dead or something…then I apologize.
Counselor: How often would you say you drink 3 alcoholic beverages in one four hour sitting?
Me: I dunno, maybe twice a month?
Counselor: Have you ever been drunk?
Me: Shouldn't that question have come first? I mean, if I'm having 3 drinks in 4 hours I hope I'd be getting a little buzzed. Yeah I've been drunk.
Counselor: Yeah sorry, it's just the order of the questions I have to ask. When did your drinking start?
Me: Oh my God what, am I an alcoholic?? Freshman year I think.
Counselor: No no no. I probably could have worded that better. Any other addictive behavior? Are you on the internet a lot?
Me: Umm... no...
I had a dream last night that I was partaking on a trip to outer space with my cousin, who then turned into my friend, and then it was like a whole classroom of people going. I was there for like the trial run or whatever and I had to like sit on this bench at night time in some strange sort of cross between a monastery and a desert kind of like in The Next Karate Kid (can we talk later about how...
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
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Thanks. You were fan-fucking-tastic!
For the next 45 minutes I will be sitting here in quiet solitude, dreading 12:00 am. The moment where I will turn 24 years old. Yes. That’s right. 24. So, as my youth slips slowly away from me into the abyss, only to join the time that has passed in an undoubtedly fabulous revelry and regalement of their wonder years in some parallel macrocosm, do me a solid and cheer me up or ask me...
Remember when I was all happy and then I remembered this… and I was like this? What can ya do?
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...– Barack Obama (via loveyourchaos)
wamiv-: It’d be dope if tumblr was by invitation only I would SO be invited.
;~; I’m all comfy in bed and I looked over at my dresser and the top drawer isn’t shut all the way. WHY GOD.
Reasons I Love My Mom
#54: She replays Adele over and over while we are at work.
There may be no bigger waste of money in the world...
mykicks: I would buy a solid gold toilet before I bought a class ring. Probably one of the biggest regrets of that one week in November of my Junior year. So unnecessary.
Picked up an impromptu shift at one of our restaurants today and made $60. Aw yeah. Also, I waited on a table of two ladies. One of them told me that I should have went into modeling as if waitressing is the career path I have chosen and I’m like LOL and then she proceeded to leave me no tip. That’s cool. Now I have to go wash these clothes only to put them on again for the night...
Baby pictured on Notorious B.I.G's Ready To Die...
Besides perhaps theNevermind baby, the child sporting a giant Afro pictured on Notorious B.I.G.’s classic debut Ready to Die is the most iconic infant in album-cover history. As the music world commemorated the 14th anniversary of Biggie’s death on March 9th, many fans began inquiring about the Ready to Die kid. Diddy simply told Rap Radar, “That was a baby we just...